wow u suck
ALL TIME LOW ARE ONCE AGAIN DOING THE BRA DONATING PROJECT WHERE FOR EVERY BRA THAT GETS THROWN ON STAGE, THEY DONATE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY TO BREAST CANCER. DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT ALL TIME LOW ARE A BAND WHO “DON’T CARE” OR THAT ANY OF THEIR MEMBERS DON’T EITHER BECAUSE THAT IS A HELLA LOT OF MONEY GOING TOWARDS A GREAT CAUSE THANK YOU GOODNIGHT
i go through periods of
“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me”
“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser”
“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!”
“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”
All before 9am
This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely